BLOODY MARIA
A TWIST ON A CLASSIC
The Breakfast of Champions:
- 2.25oz Telluride Agave (tequila's sophisticated sibling at brunch)
- Bloody Mix (whatever brand makes you feel alive)
The Garnish Garden
Pour agave over ice, add bloody mix, then GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL with the garnishes. We're talking lemon, lime, pickle spear, two olives (why two? why not?), celery, and celery salt because this drink is basically a salad you can get drunk on. This is the Bloody Mary's cooler cousin who studied abroad and came back with better stories. The garnish game is so strong, you're basically building a vegetable garden on top of your drink—it's practically health food if you squint.