CHAIR 9 PAIN KILLER

CHAIR 9 PAIN KILLER

UNBUCKLE THOSE BOOTS

  • 2.25oz Telluride Vodka (don't be shy, it's been a long day)
  • 6oz Pineapple Juice (tropical vibes incoming)
  • 5oz Cream of Coconut (yes, FIVE whole ounces of pure vacation)

Dump everything into a shaker and shake it like you're trying to get snow out of your boots—we're talking aggressive enthusiasm here, people! Hit it with a cheeky sprinkle of nutmeg (fancy, we know), then collapse into the nearest chair and pretend you're on a beach instead of nursing those mogul bruises.

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|Brian Sage
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